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My Bodyguard Has a Beard T-Shirt
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Soft, lived-in cotton with a quiet sense of humor. This relaxed-fit tee wears in, not out — the garment-dyed finish gives each shirt a subtle, vintage tone and a soft hand that invites you to reach for it again and again. The front print shows a loyal dog silhouette and the cheeky phrase “My Bodyguard Has a Beard,” making this shirt feel like a private joke between dog lovers and beard-lovers alike. It sits comfortably on weekends, walks, and porch coffee, pairing easily with jeans or flannel for a low-key, authentic look.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, breathable, pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed after construction for a vintage color and soft texture
- Double-needle stitching on all seams for durability
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, classic silhouette
- Available S–4XL (select partners) and 58 color options; medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) relaxed fit

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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